Westboro Church Has Bieber Fever!

The Devil's Haircut!

Justin Bieber, today you are a man.  Not everyone gets singled out by Westboro Church.  Well, just *nerds, soldiers, synagogues, flags (no, that is NOT a typo, it's really flags), people who believe that God loves everybody, kids who go to High School in Milwaukee, and Lady Gaga (and come to think of it what's that sound outside my door?).  But what kind of beef could America's Most Hilarious Hate Group possibly come up with for Justin Bieber?

I Can't Afford to Watch 'Mad Men'

Dear Person Who Signs My Checks: I need a raise.  According to Nielsen Media Research, via The Hollywood Reporter, half of Mad Men's audience makes over 100k a year.   This is newsworthy because, while MM has lower ratings than other more popular cable originals, it's the largest concentration of wealthy viewers. Which means, if you're the kind of advertiser whose target has a certain standard of living, it's like shooting gilded fish in a diamond-encrusted barrel [PS, thank you BMW for the limited commercial interruptions].  As part of the "Other Half," it got me thinking.

'Dynamite' Video: Google Maps Won't Show Me The Chop Shops Where You Can Dance Dance Dance Dance

Just another Hooker Wednesday

The plot: Taio Cruz rides his BMW superbike to an all-lady chop shop, where it happens to be "Hooker Wednesday" (my office doesn't do theme-dress days, so I'm just going to assume that at most auto body shops, Hooker Wednesday is every other week, after Hawaiian Shirt Tuesday).  

He's At It Again!

The What's Eating Leonardo DiCaprio article's teaser made it onto the front cover of Newsweek this week, so I flipped to page 54 and got halfway through without even looking at the byline.  But by then I had pretty much figured out who wrote it.

So THIS is what finally pushed me over the edge to buy Adam Lambert's album:



I know. How did my gym mix live without this for so long? It fits in perfectly with the Slipknot and the Rage. The only downside is that I've started to sweat glitter, which isn't really a downside except that glitter is hard to wipe off a mat.

Two things though:
1. I'm shocked to find out that all these years I've been wearing the wrong amount of leather. Apparently the "right" amount of leather is "everything in Kiss's tour wardrobe at once." Noted.
2. Yes, like all the girls in the club on Surefire Winners, I'm desperate to know where all the pretty boys went. But, Adam, if you have them, and you took them to the place where you got that Battlefield Earth hairdo, you should probably just hold on to them.