This Is Not A Picture Of Me

Although seriously don't I look good?  Wait, no.

All My Lady Prods Put Your Hands Up!

...No one?  Seriously I'm having a Wilson Phillips Moment and I need a friggin high five over here.

source: TheaterVIP

A Round of Applause For The Rapturers

source: familyradio.com

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Diagnosis: Bitchface

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OMG you guys, I have Bitchface.

For most of my adult life, complete strangers have been coming up to me and telling me I should be smiling. Always men. Always significantly older. "You should smile, darlin'!"  As if the thought would never occur to me otherwise.