An Alternate Interpretation of The Most Sexist Ad of All Time

Because uuugh for the thousandth time I have to get mad about this exact same thing that hasn't really changed but just gotten more subtle over the past 60 years. But I mean listen to the music cues: sure she ended up at the airport, but on her way there she was clearly foiling a Soviet plot to take over America, and they can't show that because of national security etc, but obviously this woman is A BADASS SECRET SPY. And when she slides over so that her misogynist (cover!) husband can drive, she's all, "HA! You're WELCOME. Sucker."

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Just another Hooker Wednesday

The plot: Taio Cruz rides his BMW superbike to an all-lady chop shop, where it happens to be "Hooker Wednesday" (my office doesn't do theme-dress days, so I'm just going to assume that at most auto body shops, Hooker Wednesday is every other week, after Hawaiian Shirt Tuesday).