Beats That Deserve Better 070711: Swagger Jagger

It's so hard to be a sweet hook: everybody wants you, so they'll whisper things like "X-Factor sensation" in your ear, and before you know it you've fallen in with the wrong crowd and you don't even recognize your life anymore and you wonder how it went oh so wrong:


Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger from JayGaga on Vimeo.

I'm pretty sure there's a good song somewhere in there, at least there deserves to be.

Your move, Ke$ha.

Westboro Church Has Bieber Fever!

The Devil's Haircut!

Justin Bieber, today you are a man.  Not everyone gets singled out by Westboro Church.  Well, just *nerds, soldiers, synagogues, flags (no, that is NOT a typo, it's really flags), people who believe that God loves everybody, kids who go to High School in Milwaukee, and Lady Gaga (and come to think of it what's that sound outside my door?).  But what kind of beef could America's Most Hilarious Hate Group possibly come up with for Justin Bieber?

'Dynamite' Video: Google Maps Won't Show Me The Chop Shops Where You Can Dance Dance Dance Dance

Just another Hooker Wednesday

The plot: Taio Cruz rides his BMW superbike to an all-lady chop shop, where it happens to be "Hooker Wednesday" (my office doesn't do theme-dress days, so I'm just going to assume that at most auto body shops, Hooker Wednesday is every other week, after Hawaiian Shirt Tuesday).  

So THIS is what finally pushed me over the edge to buy Adam Lambert's album:



I know. How did my gym mix live without this for so long? It fits in perfectly with the Slipknot and the Rage. The only downside is that I've started to sweat glitter, which isn't really a downside except that glitter is hard to wipe off a mat.

Two things though:
1. I'm shocked to find out that all these years I've been wearing the wrong amount of leather. Apparently the "right" amount of leather is "everything in Kiss's tour wardrobe at once." Noted.
2. Yes, like all the girls in the club on Surefire Winners, I'm desperate to know where all the pretty boys went. But, Adam, if you have them, and you took them to the place where you got that Battlefield Earth hairdo, you should probably just hold on to them.